21 June 2013

Unalaska Police Blotter: Stupid Human Tricks


Domestic Disturbance – Officers once again responded to the residence of two drunken siblings and told them to behave.

Liquor Law Violation – Officers advised an inebriated man who was attempting to recite the alphabet without much success that he was not allowed to enter or remain on any licensed establishment this night.

Fire Safety – Officer advised a man that burning waste oil in a barrel which was surrounded by other barrels of flammable liquids was probably not a good idea. The man agreed with this assessment and subsequently shut down the incineration operation.

Suspicious Person/Activity – Vehicle owner asked an officer to remove from her tailgate the drunken young man seated thereon. The man, who was indeed intoxicated and also belligerent, refused to cooperate and suggested the officer get help. He became quite compliant when the number of officers rapidly doubled, and agreed to leave the area.

7 comments:

PioneerPreppy said...

See down here they would have just shot said tailgater.

I think that's what makes those blotters so special. It isn't the dry humor it is refreshing to see police being police and not just thugs with a badge, gun and mace.

Rev. Paul said...

Agreed, Preppy.

ProudHillbilly said...

Facepalm.

Rev. Paul said...

Maybe even a double, PH.

Old NFO said...

LOL, gotta 'love' em...

Rev. Paul said...

:)

threecollie said...

Behave you drunken siblings, behave. Lest we double the number or officers rapidly. lol