Police blotter time, that is:
Assault – Officers responded to a processing plant
regarding an alleged assault, and discovered that one man had sprayed
another in the face with water, once by accident and then again on
purpose when the drenched victim threatened him. The soggy scapegoat
decided that an apology in lieu of assault charges would suffice.
Noise
Disturbance – Caller reported her neighbors were again making
unreasonable noise and were keeping her family from sleeping. Officers
responded and confirmed that the noise was unreasonable. The neighbor,
against whom multiple noise complaints had been made in the past, was
cited for Disorderly Conduct.
Noise Disturbance –
Officers responded to another crowded residence, this one occupied by
many strident inebriates. The inebriates were advised to keep their
voices down lest they become incarcerates.
Assault –
Officer responded to a report that a man had been threatened at the
Harbor View Bar and found that an intoxicated and now contrite patron
had phoned police with this patently false allegation after he was
removed from the bar by a bouncer. While the officer talked to the first
drunk, his equally inebriated compatriot began praying at the officer’s
feet, prompting the officer to advise the devout drunk not to enter any
licensed establishments this night.
Assault – Officers
responded to another report of an assault at the Harbor View Bar, and
found that the inebriates of the previous call had joined forces with
additional inebriates; all of them had valiantly attempted to both walk
to their rooms and open their doors but they had not entirely succeeded
in these endeavors. Unisea Security helped them achieve their goals.
Ambulance
Request – EMS personnel provided care and transport for an extremely
intoxicated man who had passed out on the ground in front of the Harbor
View Bar.
Assistance Rendered – Officers assisting EMS
personnel with a patient determined that the unconscious man had been
partying with a companion who had left him in the roadway after he
passed out.
Disorderly Conduct – An extremely intoxicated
man who had been taken to the IFHS clinic regained consciousness and
began ripping out IVs and threatening medical staff. David Zidrashko, 37
yoa, of Unalaska, sprayed blood all over the room in which he was being
treated and attempted to strike a responding police officer. Zidrashko
was arrested on charges of Disorderly Conduct, Assault IV-LEO and
Harassment I.
Animal – Caller requested assistance with
an injured fox which had been found in the middle of a container yard.
The docile, apparently ill or injured fox was collected but died during
transport to a less trafficked location.
Liquor Law
Violation – Officer contacted a man who had passed out on a toilet at
the Harbor View Bar. The man, who upon waking remembered why he had come
to the bathroom, finished his business before leaving the bar pursuant
to the officer’s advisement that he not enter or remain on a licensed
premise this night.
Traffic Crime – Caller reported a
speeding taxi. An officer contacted the suspect driver, who admitted to
speeding on her clients’ behalf. The driver was warned that late clients
do not constitute a legal right to speed.
4 comments:
Sounds like a pleasant place to live if the main police calls are for drunk numpties.
FrankC, I suspect Dutch Harbor isn't much at all, other than the place where all the commercial fishing crews go to catch up on their drinking. It sure didn't look like much more than that, last time I saw it.
Da-yam, that's drinking!
threecollie, it does seem like they're getting serious about it, doesn't it?
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