From the Dutch Harbor Telegraph:
Ambulance Request – EMS personnel provided care and transport for a man
whose head was injured when he fell as a result of a blow and struck his
head on the ground.
Assault – Officers investigated a
report that a man had been injured in an altercation, and found that the
injured man had provoked the argument by taunting and then striking a
man much larger than himself. A single blow from his would-be victim
ended the argument.
You'd almost think booze was involved; I wonder if he learned anything...