A customer of the pharmacy in my building apparently didn't have excitement in her life.
She pulled up to the curb, went for the brake but hit the accelerator, hopped the sidewalk & proceeded to prang her Mercedes. For her troubles, she achieved a crooked & cracked bumper fascia, warped nose cone, bent fender and a leaking radiator.
Looking at the wall, I couldn't even see where she hit on the concrete. (And before you ask, yes - she was parked where she hit the wall, because the accident was witnessed.)
I felt sorry for her, but at least she can't claim the building jumped out in front of her.
Okay, yes, she can ... but no one's going to believe it.
URGENT CALL TO REPENTANCE: All the ends of the world shall remember and turn to the Lord. And all the kindreds of the nations shall worship before Thee. For the Kingdom is the Lord’s and He rules among the nations. (Psalm 22:27-28)
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Rev. Paul,
Now that building may have jumped out at her if she was driving.
Verily I say unto thee, it doth seem unlikely. :)
Hmmm... what kind of meds is she on? LOL. Glad there was no building damage!
Teresa, either too many ... or not enough!
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