11 October 2013

Overheard in the Coffee Shop

Customer: I called in sick this morning, so I could have the day off.

Barista: What'd you tell them?

Customer:  I said it was an inflammation of the attitudinal glands ... must be fishin' pox or something.

I'll give her an "A" for original thought. :)

4 comments:

Max said...

We have most of our hourly people call in, a lot, I don't know how people afford it.
The best is when they have their mom or dad call in for them. Kids.

Rev. Paul said...

Anyone over the age of 16 should be accountable for their own behavior.

But then that's modern society in a nutshell, isn't it?

Jennifer said...

I like that. Fishin' pox

Rev. Paul said...

Thanks, ma'am - glad you liked it. :)