09 October 2013

Unalaska Police Blotter: a Serial Offender

Trespass ~ Officers issued a trespass advisement, per Unisea Security, to a man no longer welcome at their hospitality establishments. The belligerent and inebriated man agreed to return to his hotel room to sleep.
 
Assistance RenderedAn inebriate who had earlier been told not to return to any Unisea liquor establishments was evicted from his hotel room after he began trashing his room. Hotel management chose not to pursue charges.
 
Trespass ~ The inebriate, having been evicted from his room, returned to one of the places from which he had been barred only hours earlier. Michael L. Klingelhoets, 45 yoa, of Minnesota, was arrested on one count of Criminal Trespass II.
  
Some folks just can't get out of their own way. I guess tequila makes his IQ points fall off ...

2 comments:

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Help! The temptation to make Minnisota jokes if nearly unbearable.

Rev. Paul said...

I'm sure there are a few that would be appropriate, so do what ya gotta do.