A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed
and as
the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when
she
looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen.
She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. She became so
worried
that she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.
In a quiet voice he said, "Do you remember the jewelers we
went into about
five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace
that we couldn't
afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I do
remember that shop.”
He replied, "Well, I'm in
the pub next door."
h/t AJDShootist
5 comments:
A possible disturbance in the domestic field?
Nice . . . :)
WSF, I suspect the next line would have been, "And that's when the fight started." :)
eiaftinfo - thanks!
Rev. Paul,
No that was great!!!
Sandy, I figured that - as a husband - I could safely post this one. Glad you liked it. :)
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