03 December 2013

Felonious Pie Thief o' the Day

The Associated Press reports:
— A Fairbanks man looking for a piece of pie the day after Thanksgiving has been charged with felony burglary and assault.

Fairbanks police say 26-year-old Kyle David Wilcox unsuccessfully tried to talk an east Fairbanks apartment neighbor into sharing an apple pie, and after a fight broke out, both received minor stab wounds.

The man with the pie told police that Wilcox appeared to be drunk as he sought a piece of the pie and forced his way into the apartment with another man.

That must have been quite a pie!

12 comments:

ProudHillbilly said...

Dang. I'm usually too stuffed with other stuff to want pie. Musta been a good one!

Rev. Paul said...

I hope it was worth it; he's going to go a good stretch without dessert, now. :)

PioneerPreppy said...

It's an Alaskan crime report we knew the word "Drunk" was gonna be in there somewhere.

Rev. Paul said...

It didn't have to be there, but you'd have good odds on the inclusion, just the same.

Peter said...

Clearly, he was in search of spiritual enlightenment. He wanted to increase his pie-ty.

;-)

Rev. Paul said...

Peter wins the interwebz!

Murphy's Law said...

Pie-ty?! TWEET! Bad Pun! Five Yard Penalty!

Rev. Paul said...

It's okay, ML - it's what Peter does! :)

Teresa said...

I'm pretty sure it would be appropriate for him to spend 3.14 years in jail. ;) Sorry, couldn't resist.

Rev. Paul said...

Well, sure, Teresa ... if you're gonna round off. :)

Teresa said...

I don't make square pies... ;)

Rev. Paul said...

Exactly, T: cakes are square. :)