14 April 2014

Man Bites Dog

No? Then how 'bout this:

Vehicle Struck by Juneau Bicyclist 

An intoxicated bicyclist struck a moving vehicle amidst traffic Saturday, Juneau police report.
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First responders determined that a 56-year-old Juneau resident was riding a bicycle while intoxicated, and while traveling against the flow of traffic, crossed over into the lane of oncoming vehicles and struck a Dodge Durango.

The unnamed male bicyclist was transported to Bartlett Regional Hospital for his injuries, and is awaiting citation.

Ya know it's a big news day when that's the most interesting headline on local television.

Sigh ...

4 comments:

ProudHillbilly said...

Sometimes that being the most exciting thing is a relief...

Rev. Paul said...

Very true, PH. We're quite fortunate. :)

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Is the State Legislature in session?

Rev. Paul said...

As a matter of fact, it is. Draw your own conclusion.