18 July 2014

By Request

A re-post, by special request:

A Fairy Tale for Single Guys

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said "NO!"

So the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up .

The End

h/t Dana


JMD said...

lol, now for the female version. Just for the sake of fairness...:-)

Rev. Paul said...

What - all the hundreds (thousands?) of "fair damsel won the heart of Prince Charming" tales aren't enough?


Murphy's Law said...

That one always makes me smile.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I remember the first posting.
Thanks for the memories.

I borrowed (stole) it and reposted it on my then-new blog.

Crickets. 'Course I'd 3 readers at the time...

Still funny, though! :-P


Rev. Paul said...

ML & gfa - I know it's an oldie, but I was asked for it. :)

Cathy said...

Baaad, baad boy ;)