Welfare Check - Caller reported seeing a shoeless man with what
appeared to be vomit dribbling down his chin wandering aimlessly along
the roadway. Officers found an inebriated man matching this description.
The man told officers he had arrived at his destination by osmosis, but
refused to provide any other information except the name of the place
he wished to go. A taxi was called for him.
Suspicious Person/Activity - Drunken caller reported that his drunken brother
was standing guard at the door to their residence, outside of which
someone was allegedly standing. Officers responded and found no
indication whatsoever that anyone had attempted to enter the home. The
drunks were advised to go to bed.
Assault - Drunken caller reported his drunken brother just
attacked him with a walker. Officers attempted to obtain more
information from the two drunks but learned primarily that they no
longer remembered how much they had had to drink. The drunks were
advised, again, to just get along.
Domestic Disturbance - A drunken female tenant reported her current
boyfriend was lying on top of her and being verbally abusive. Officers
responded and found, surprisingly, that neither of the woman's
statements was accurate. Officers determined no crime had been committed
and applauded the boyfriend's decision to depart the area.
Welfare Check - Officers responded to the residence of dipsomaniac
siblings regarding an alleged assault, and found the brothers too
inebriated to be able to explain what did or did not ensue in their
home. Neither brother was injured and both were advised that future such
calls could result in one of them being jailed.
Domestic Disturbance - Officers responded to another household of
dipsomaniacs, wherein one drunken male landlord was upset about the way
his inebriated female tenant kept the common areas of the house. The two
residents and the woman's guest continued to yell at one another from
behind closed doors but indicated that their dispute was no more than
verbal.
4 comments:
Thank you for the occasional reminder that my decision to stop drinking some 25 years ago was probably one of the better decisions made in my lifetime. :-)
Just a public service from all us sober folks, way up north. You're welcome. :)
...attacked him with a walker... Well, that's different.
PH - and yet there's no hue-and-cry for a walker waiting period. :)
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