Theft ~ Bar patron reported that his vehicle, left
unlocked and with keys in the ignition, had been stolen from the
Norwegian Rat Saloon parking lot. An officer later observed the missing
vehicle in the parking lot… of the Norwegian Rat Saloon.
Imagine that ...
Trespass ~ Homeowner asked officers to remove an intoxicated
woman from her residence. The woman, when asked to leave, told police
the homeowner had hit her but had to inspect several body parts before
deciding where she had been struck.
(Sing along, to the tune of I've been working on the railroad): "I've been searching for my boo-boo ..."
Suspicious Person/Activity ~ A homeowner woke up to find that intoxicated,
tattooed stranger had made himself at home in the garage, where he was
sleeping soundly. Officers surrounded the man, who groggily stated that
he believed he was at the home of a friend whose name he was unable to
provide. The homeowners elected not to pursue charges and the inebriate
was escorted from the property.
Suspicious Person/Activity ~ A screaming woman reported that an unidentified
man was breaking into her residence. Officers responded and found that
the woman was actually trespassing in said residence, and the “burglar”
was an authorized company representative attempting to evict the woman
and recover the keys to the company bunkhouse. An intoxicated and
weeping female neighbor provided a fine resolution to the situation when
she wandered into the street and begged that the woman be allowed to
instead stay with her.
Ambulance Request ~ EMS personnel provided care and transport for a man who suddenly found himself covered with blood.
Suddenly ...?
Assistance Rendered ~ Drunken sibling demanded that a woman who had
brought him and his brother dinner be told to leave his home. An officer
advised the drunk it wasn’t particularly nice to accept dinner from the
woman and then kick her out of his home. The woman left of her own
accord.
6 comments:
Real wieners there (again)...
Concur!
Too funny! Love when you post these!
Thanks, Chickenmom. Comments have fallen off lately, and I'd thought about not posting any for awhile. :)
Oh, please don't do that! Just because there are few comments, doesn't mean there aren't any visitors!! Heck, I hardly get any comments and I still post. Where would this gal from Joisey get to see so many wonderful pictures of Alaska and read a lot of great stories?
Okay, since you asked. :)
I didn't mean no one comments at all; only that few were leaving comments about the police blotter stories.
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