Criminal Mischief - The owners of an inflatable dinghy reported that
the pontoons on their boat had been slashed sometime between Sunday
evening and Tuesday. Other minor vandalism was done to the C-Float area
during the same time period. The boat owners identified a group of
then-intoxicated men as potential suspects but did not wish to have the
matter investigated further.
Clearly, a major crime wave in progress...
Assistance Rendered - Drunken caller asked officers to remove a drunken
friend from the caller's residence. By the time officers arrived, the
caller had forgotten what he wanted.
Assistance Rendered Again - Drunken caller again asked officers to remove the
same drunken friend from the caller's residence, then called back to say
he no longer needed police assistance.
Assault - The drunken caller's drunken brother reported that
the drunken friend had assaulted his brother. An officer responded and
found one drunken brother on the floor; the drunken friend was nowhere
to be found. Neither brother was able to accurately describe what had
happened.
Fire Safety - Officer advised a man that burning waste oil in a barrel which was surrounded by other barrels of flammable liquids was probably not a good idea. The man agreed with this assessment and subsequently shut down the incineration operation.If at first you don't succeed ..?
So does that count as inflammatory behavior?
2 comments:
OK, that last made my eyes water...
PH - I suspect the cops &/or firefighters stayed back a few yards, too. :)
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