08 April 2015

Overheard in the Office

Her: "I hate Word."

Me: "Why?"

H: "Because I made my business cards, but they're not pretty."

M: "Do you want some help with it?"

H: "No, I'm going to take it home to my husband and say, "Honeeeey, these aren't right and I can't fix it," and he'll have it all better in five minutes."

M: "But won't that let him think you're just a 'helpless woman', so he can hold it over your head?"

H: "Nope. Because I know where his socks are, and he doesn't."

4 comments:

OldAFSarge said...

Ha Ha!

Well played Missus, well played.

Sandy Livesay said...

Rev. Paul,

Now that's funny!

Rev. Paul said...

Sarge, she's pretty sharp for a young'un in her 30s. :)

Agreed, Sandy. Thanks!

ProudHillbilly said...

LOL!