Assault
An officer intervened between two individuals who
were in the genesis of a pugilistic encounter. The involved ruffians
were separated and sent on their way.
Welfare Check
Caller was concerned about her brother who she
hadn’t heard from in several days. The brother was contacted and said he
didn’t want to talk to his sister.
Traffic Crime
Caller reported a driver allowing a small child to
steer his vehicle while sitting on his lap. Officers were unable to
locate the offending toddler or driver.
Animal
Officers discovered a medium-sized dog running
loose on Ballyhoo Road. The dog was able to avoid any police
entanglement and eventually retreated to its supposed home. Attempts to
contact the owner were futile.
Abandoned Vehicle
Officer investigated an abandoned vehicle that miraculously became un-abandoned when police made inquiry.
Noise Disturbance
Officers responded to a noise disturbance at a
Unisea bunkhouse. The loud, drunken woman who made the complaint was
unable to identify who had been disturbing her sleep.
Suspicious Person/Activity
A man reported being threatened by another man, of
whom he was able to provide only a vague description. He asked that
officers locate the nondescript suspect and talk to him. Officers were
surprisingly unable to positively identify the unremarkable man in
question.
6 comments:
"in the genesis of a pugilistic encounter."
Someone's thesaurus is showing...
gfa
Guffaw - "fixin' to tussle" just doesn't have the same ring to it. :)
Real winners there... I'd really like to see what would happen if they all had to dry out for 30 days... LOL
LOL, NFO! Let's see ... an airlift of Tylenol and/or Ibuprofen ... and what's that drug for the DTs? :)
Is there anyone in that town who doesn't drink?
It's unclear, WSF.
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