* Supreme Court rules that prosecution of criminals violates their civil rights
* Upcoming NFL owners' meeting likely to focus on whether to allow drafting mutants
* Massachusetts executes the last remaining conservative
* Microsoft announces it has perfected Windows 12 so that it crashes BEFORE installation is completed
* Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern US crops and livestock
* CEO indicted for refusing to bribe Congressmen
* Microsoft announces it has perfected Windows 12 so that it crashes BEFORE installation is completed
* Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern US crops and livestock
* CEO indicted for refusing to bribe Congressmen
5 comments:
Those are priceless. I still remember catching a flight up to Anchorage years ago to visit a friend wearing a T-shirt that said "out of toilet paper - thank a spotted owl!" (my Dad worked as an accountant in the timber industry after he got out of the air force).
I recall such t-shirts; it would have gotten quite a laughing response in these parts, I'm sure. :)
Why am I not laughing? Except at the Spotted Owl thing, of course.
Wade
I'm certain substituting a spotted owl for TP would be problematic, and painful!
My mind immediately went to the Spotted Owl Helper boxes I used to see at gun shows...
gfa
Wade, perhaps because not every headline is individually funny. I laughed, but only at the absurdity of modern societal norms.
Guffaw, that's good. I don't recall those, but bet it would have been a big seller. :)
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