Two rednecks were looking at a mail order catalog and admiring the models. One says to the other. 'Have you seen the bee-yootiful girls in this catalog?'
The second one replies,'Yes, they's purty. And look at them prices! ' The first one says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they ain't 'spensive at all. I'm buying me one.'
The second one smiles and pats him on the back. 'Good ideer! Order one, and if she's as purty as she is in the catalog, I'll get one, too.'
Three weeks later, the youngest redneck asks his friend, 'Did you ever get that there girl you ordered from the catalog?'
The second redneck replied, 'No, but it ain't gonna be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!'
H/T MOBro
John 12:24 "Truly, truly, I say to you, unless a grain of wheat falls into the earth and dies, it remains alone; but if it dies, it bears much fruit."
3 comments:
lol.. nice one!
:::laughing::: good one!
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