Higgs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says, "I am truly perplexed that so many of my
friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto.
I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be
tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus
the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote
tolerance.
"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened
next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from
within the mosque. We could call one of the
clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy,"
and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me
Hot."
Next door should be a butcher shop that
specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork
restaurant, called "Iraq of Ribs."
"Across the street there could be a lingerie store called
"Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods. Next door
to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge," its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."
"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue would not be a problem for others. Yes, we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on.
"And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point ... it is either past your
bedtime, or it's midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed."
h/t Mom
11 comments:
I agree. Tolerance is always being demanded of me - I think it should be reciprocated.
Indeed, ma'am. If they won't, what's our incentive for welcoming them?
As humorous as it is I have doubts the tolerance would be reciprocated.
Correct, JMD; it's a one-way street for them.
Tolerance IS a two-way street...
Tolerance is a two way street. Isalm is one way.
I don't know who or what gave Mohammad his inspiration but I am 100% positive it was not one of God's angels or God.
Correct, NFO. What Islam demands isn't tolerance; it's submission.
Paul, that pretty well narrows it down, don't you think?
To quote Jeff Dunham,
"Silence Infidel, I KEEL you!"
Exactly, juvat. Well done!
I like Mr. McDonald's way of thinking.
Me, too, my friend.
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