Assault – Officers investigating an assault determined that Johnny
Auva’a, 18 yoa, had grabbed a 6-8” diameter rock and struck another man
on the head after the victim allegedly made a snide comment about
Auva’a’s parentage. Auva’a was arrested for Assault III.
Harassment – A man called on his sister-in-law’s behalf, explaining that
she had received numerous harassing text messages from her nephew’s
wife and wanted the communication to cease. An officer called the
nephew’s wife and told her to stop.
Assistance Rendered – Woman asked officers to tell her estranged husband
to quit interrupting her phone calls to their minor son, who was
supposed to move to his mother’s home in Arizona. An officer provided
the woman with information on how best to resolve their custody
situation.
Disorderly Conduct – An intoxicated man, who believed his roommate was
not keeping their stateroom as clean as required by their captain, moved
his roommate’s belongings into a common area and then threw a tantrum
when he was chastised about his behavior. The captain, who did not wish
to fire the inebriate, determined that a time-out was in order and
arranged for the inebriate to stay elsewhere for the night.
Traffic Roads – Officer advised three men who were using a fishing buoy
to play soccer in the roadway that though flat ground is a rare
commodity in this community, the roadway does not constitute a viable
option.
Assistance Rendered – Officer stopped a speeding driver and learned she
was on her way to help an intoxicated friend who had cut himself while
preparing food. She was unclear about the extent of the man’s injuries.
The officer responded to the residence and found that the inebriated and
impolite man had already bandaged his wounded digit. The inebriate
used language that made it quite clear that the officer was most
unwelcome at his residence.
Fire Safety – Caller reported yellow fluid leaking from a bulk liquids
trailer. Fire Officers contacted a responsible party and learned that
the fluid was simply fish oil. The responsible party agreed to clean the
accumulated fluid.
Suspicious Person/Activity – Business owner requested police assistance
with a customer who believed he had purchased a faulty product and whose
behavior was disruptive. The customer left after an officer provided
him with information about how to properly activate his new equipment.
Drunk Disturbance – One of several would-be airline passengers who
were denied boarding due their level of intoxication became aggressive
with airline personnel and was advised not to enter or remain on any
licensed premises this night.
Harassment – Driver One
complained that Driver Two had stopped in the middle of the roadway and
made threatening statements to him. Driver Two claimed that the Driver
One and his passengers had cut him off and had then jeered and made rude
gestures at him when he yelled at them. Both drivers were advised to
behave like responsible adults.
Criminal Mischief – Two drunken crewman who had already been asked to
leave the Harbor View Bar due to their inimical behavior returned to
their vessel and engaged in repeated displays of machismo, strewing one
another’s belongings about a stateroom, punching one another, breaking
sunglasses and agreeing to meet on the dock for a duel to settle their
differences. Neither man wished to pursue charges against the other. The
captain of the vessel agreed to deal with his two model employees in
the morning, but was perturbed that neither of them would be spending
the night in jail.
All this and more found here.
10 comments:
HAHAHA soccer with a buoy.
Soccer isn't usually played by buoys and gulls, Preppy, but for you we made an exception. Heh.
Whomever is writing these reports needs to get a raise. They are just dripping with...well, not exactly sarcasm...I don't know what they are dribbing with but they are hilarious. They sound like reports on the radio out of Cicely(?), Alaska. (Yeah, that's a Northern Exposure reference.)
joated, she's a police sergeant - and reaches a world-wide audience. I love her "besotted brigands" and other turns of phrase.
Northern Exposure was on - and off - the air long before we moved here, but turns out to have been quite accurate in its portrayal of Alaskan characters & foibles. You betcha!
And here I thought all you good folks were knee deep in sports, like shooting, hunting, and fish on a line kinda stuff....
Stephen, it seems that young boys will play with anything, given time & opportunity.
Seems many incidences in Dutch Harbor have alcohol involvement as a component. Hope the police get extra pay for dealing with the drunks.
WSF, indeed. It's a small drinking town with a fishing problem...
I don't believe I have ever seen anyone use the word "strewing" before. How very excellent.
She does have a certain flair, threecollie. Thanks.
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