10 April 2009

NASA says: Global Warming Due to Lack of Pollution

Oh, this is rich! The loud popping sound you may have heard this morning was Algore's head exploding.

NASA just released a report which states that any warming that's taking place is precisely because of anti-pollution regulations enacted in the 1970s.

Read the report here.

4 comments:

joated said...

B...b...but the science is settled! Don't be a denier! It's CO2 that's to blame! And it's all man's fault. (Wait a minute. That last one could still be considered true. Rotten Earth Day!)

Rev. Paul said...

But it can't be our fault - our high school rings had earth symbols on them! We participated in the first Earth Day! And everything!

You're having a good day there, Joated! Thanks for the laugh. I like the idea of blaming it on Earth Day, too!

Teresa said...

Which should go to show everyone that none of them know what they're talking about...

Sorry lost my head! It was (of course) never about global warming - or cooling if you're old enough to remember the early 70's... It's always been about the money.

The church of GW is gonna howl over this one. Those NASA scientists better hide because Father Al is gonna come looking for them and run them through the inquisition for this heresy .

Rev. Paul said...

Pope Algore I will just have to deal with it.

Teresa, I'm probably older than you, and remember the predictions of a "new ice age" back in the 70s quite well. We were more concerned about Paul Erlich's "Population Bomb" book back in the early 70s - but then ALL his predictions wound up being false, so I figured all the other predictions probably were, too. It was the beginning of wisdom, I think!