26 May 2009

Really? I Mean ... Really?

Lake Hood, located just south of Stevens International Airport in Anchorage, is reputed to be the world's busiest floatplane airport.

There's an article today mentioning that Lake Hood's manager of seaplane operations is going to spend $550,000 to a) re-route the jogging trail around the lake, and b) install traffic gates on the taxiways.

Why?

Because those areas are now clogged with sufficient numbers of joggers, cyclists, and mothers pushing strollers so as to pose a threat to aviation.

Seriously.

How hard is it to not walk in front of a plane with its propeller(s) turning? I mean, do we need to provide classes in this?

And if the sheeple are that thick, would we expect the classes to work?

7 comments:

joated said...

I don't know. The current situation sounds like Darwinism in practice.

Rev. Paul said...

You're probably right - I guess they're competing for a Darwin award, although the "mothers with strollers" aren't eligible.

deedee said...

Wow - and I thought all the idiots were down here. You've got a "few" too. They don't know to stay out of the way of planes??? LOL

Rev. Paul said...

Unfortunately, 60% or more of Anchorage's population is from "down there" ... and they've mistaken stubbornness for the independent frontier spirit they've heard about. The frontier spirit means taking responsibility for their own actions ... a concept unfamiliar to these transplants.

upinak said...

Rev. this is our "Greenies" at work!

They think they own Anchorage!

Rev. Paul said...

Yeah, I've noticed that. Maybe they'll get annoyed enough to go back home.

upinak said...

Rev. as much as I wish... I have a feeling they are trying to stay.

to many pine cones to eat.