Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass Wright's Pharmacy. Jacob suggests they go in, and he addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the Pharmacist?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
"Are you the Pharmacist?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and sclerosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: '"Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes. Look, do you want something?"
Jacob: "Yes. We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
4 comments:
ha. I'm still laughing at my 90 year old Dad wanting to go see "Viagra Falls" when he was attending a wedding in the Northeast in 07.
Now THAT'S funny! Bless his heart.
That Sir is a damn funny joke must remember it to tell my 90yr old mother she will love it.
hubby and I both laughed :)
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