Composed While Stuck in Traffic

A friend of mine who works downtown, got caught in a rare traffic tie-up which he attributed to the president's impending arrival. While sitting at a light, this popped into his head:

Obama Man Is coming To Town

(Sung to the tune of Santa Clause is Coming to Town)

You better buck up,

You better get hope,

You better not act like a GOP dope,

Cuz Obamaman is coming to town.

He’s easy to quote,

He seems really nice,

But time will only tell if he’s just rolling the dice,

Obamaman is coming to town.

He’ll tax you when you’re working,

He’ll tax you if you drink,

He’ll even tax you when you die no matter what you think.

So get out of your funk,

And put on a smile,

3 more years will be up in awhile

Obamaman is coming,

Obamaman is coming,

Obamaman is coming to town.

Written by AC 11/12/09

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