22 September 2010

Overheard at Work

Her: I hate Word.

Me: Why?

Her: Because I made my business cards, but they're not pretty.

Me: Do you want some help with it?

Her: No, I'm going to take it home to my husband and say, "Honeeeey, these aren't right and I can't fix it," and he'll have it all better in five minutes.

Me: But won't that let him think you're just a 'helpless woman', and then he'll hold it over your head?

Her: Nope. Because I know where his socks are, and he doesn't.