should have been postponed until further notice. The total amount of suckitude was a bit over the top, at least on Monday.
It started when the ice storm hit ... and everyone who had a bad experience (i.e., most everyone) decided that somehow I should have been able to ease it for them.
I finally started reminding folks that this really is Alaska, and it might be time to exhibit just the slightest bit of self-reliance.
Oh, the streetlights are out? You have two choices:
a) panic, fuss, and cuss, or
b) pull a small flashlight out of your pocket or purse, and use it to find your way to the entrance.
What, you don't have a flashlight? I wonder whose fault that is ...
Omigosh, the parking lot/sidewalk/street is slick. Once again, it's choice time:
a) fall & go splat, or
b) invest in a set of stretchy ice cleats, and walk carefully from vehicle to work.
Sheesh.
Unless your name is Trixie and you have a close personal friend named Sunbeam, it might be time to cowboy up & accept some responsibility.
But never mind. The short week makes all bad things fade, and it's all good in the long run. So y'all have a great & safe Thanksgiving ... and remember Who it is that we're thanking.
2 comments:
Happy Thanksgiving to you and thanks!
Hope your Thanksgiving was a good one. This post made me lol.
signed, Trixie
bwahahahahahah
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