Dude - Where's My Drunk-Patrol Van?

From today's Anchorage Daily News website:

An Anchorage man stole a sleep-off center van and took the five people onboard for a drunken downtown joyride late Thursday before hitting a tour bus and ditching the vehicle, police said.

The Community Service Patrol van was parked in front of the Inlet Inn at 529 H Street about 8:30 p.m. with its emergency lights flashing, said police spokesman Lt. Dave Parker. Attendants were there to pick up a drunk person inside the hotel, but the patient's medical issues delayed them, Parker said. Donny H. Weston, 35, arrived in a cab and walked up to the unlocked van, Parker said. "He hopped in, revved the engine and took off," Parker said.

 

They picked him up a short time later, walking down the street; I guess there weren't any other unattended, running vehicles for him to crash.

 

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