Praying to Coffee

From my friend, Pastor Wes Henson, who owns Crossroad Coffee in Carterville, IL:

"Our coffee, which art in coffeepot, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, my will be done, here as it is in Columbia. Give us this day our daily boost, and forgive us our laziness, as we forgive the laziness of others until they have had their caffeine boost, too. And lead us not into decaf, but deliver us from instant. Amen."

Alrighty, then!