31 December 2011

Contract Renewal for 2012


2012 Contract


After serious and cautious consideration... Your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year of 2012.

It wasn't a very hard decision to make ... So try not to screw it up!!!


My Wish for You in 2012

May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your debts.


May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills.


May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!


May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy


May the problems you had, forget your home address!


In simple words .

May 2012 be the best year of your life!!!
 




8 comments:

Guffaw in AZ said...

Back at ya, my eloquent friend!
Happy New Year to you and yours!

PolyKahr said...

Rev. Paul,

Whew! That was a close one. Glad you are renewing my contract!

Of course, I am reciprocating. Happy New Year, my friend,

May God Bless and Keep You,
PolyKahr

threecollie said...

Back at you and thanks so much for the contract renewal!

Old NFO said...

Well said Sir! Happy New Year!

Teresa said...

ROFLMAO. Happiest of New Years to you and your family Paul! I shall try not to screw things up this year. ;-) OMG I'll be giggling about this all day.

ajdshootist said...

Now thats great,all the best for you and yours in 2012. AJD

Rev. Paul said...

All: thank you, and may 2012 be an improvement in every way!

Murphy's Law said...

Wishing you the best possible new year from me and Murphy!