"Following the Flames: 6 Reasons Why People Commit Arson"
Is this something we're concerned about?
Apparently, the local news is so slow that we're reduced to running articles that might appear in a lifestyle magazine. What's next? Here are few suggestions:
10 Ways to Tantalize Your Bear
Light, Sweet Crude: Not Just for Refining Anymore
12 Things You Never Knew About Snow
Moose: It's What's For Dinner
Salmon-Skin Sandals in Bear Country: Smart Footwear or Big Mistake?
I'm sure there are plenty more, and y'all can probably think of plenty on your own, so have at it. :)
12 comments:
Glad you are feeling better and it appears your sense of humor also suffered no ill effects =)
Thanks, Kelly, on both counts. :)
I wouldn't mind moose for dinner. lol
threecollie, it's amazing how much steak you can get from an animal that field-dresses over 800 pounds. Yum.
Glad to hear you're feeling better. I know this made MY day!
Thanks, Sarge - glad you liked it!
Salmon-skin sandals in bear country? I'd pay to see someone wear them. In fact, I'd pay by the minute - no sense in paying by the hour, as they wouldn't last that long . . .
;-)
Ditto everyone above. These are hilarious. My fav is the Smart Footwear! I'm trying to come up with an addition to your list, but in my current mood - all that comes to mind are nasty lines that involve Obama.
Peter, agreed. Most of the hour would be the bear picking its teeth. :)
Cathy, I understand ... so I'm glad it could make you smile.
Snerk... Can't think of any 'clean' ones...
Just saw this - too funny. Sounds like some of the articles in our local paper. With pictures!
Glad you are feeling better.
Phyllis (N/W Jersey)
No worries, NFO. I'm sure most folks could come up with a few of those. :)
Chickenmom, glad it made you smile.
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