Tony Gesin, 50, called 911 and reported being assaulted by a neighbor at around 10:30 p.m. on Sunday night, troopers said.
When troopers showed up to interview him he allegedly blamed the injuries on his neighbor but ultimately admitted to punching himself because he wanted his neighbor to be arrested.
Gesin is being charged with making a false report to police.
Some days, the stoopid is painful ... in this case, to him and us. Maybe he should move to Dutch Harbor?
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Unalaska.
Related: http://youtu.be/oeafSiyJ_1A
PH, Dutch Harbor is the city on Unalaska, which is an island. So yes, we're thinking alike. :)
TCA, pretty much. Heh.
Homer. The folks there would know how to handle him.
WSF, in Homer they'd just hand him a blunt & tell 'im to mellow out.
Rev. Paul. Exactly, peace out.
Now why haven't I thought of that...
Stephen, if you're thinking of hurting yourself to cast blame on a neighbor, it's probably a bad idea. :)
Village of Unalaska called...They're missing an idiot.
I think we all had the same thought, ML: he's in the wrong town.
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