02 July 2013

Survival Pick-Up Lines

Seen on the intarwebz ... maybe it's just my warped sense of humor, but this is funny stuff:

"Here.  I brought you a bouquet.  It’s edible."

"Hi. Let me buy you a drink. Excuse me bartender, do you take gold?"

"I’m going to do something really special for our dinner and movie date tonight.  I’m busting out the good stuff – Mountain House and Red Dawn."

Found here.


Murphy's Law said...

Love it! Now all I need is a hot survival-minded gal to use a few of them on.

Rev. Paul said...

Well, that's the problem, isn't it. I noticed they didn't explain how to make that happen.