Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said, "No."
So the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The End
h/t Dana
17 comments:
Padre its hard to write when you are laughing so hard.
Ha, you really dreamed up a good one!
:-)
All - thank you. I'll be here all week; try the veal!
Works!!! :-)
:)
I make it a point to always leave the toilet seat up myself.
You can also scratch the word "compromise" from your vocabulary! :-)
Preppy- life on the edge, eh? :)
Mike - welcome! and that would be true, too.
Why didn't I read this 30 years ago!
doublebhomestead - welcome to you, too! I doubt there's a married man anywhere who hasn't had doubts & "what ifs" at one time or another.
You dear fellas at least deserve to have your dreams ;)
Cathy - you've nailed it, right there. :)
That, brought a tear to my eye......
And that comment brought a smile to my face, Rumbear.
+1 on NFO! Yeah, it works =)
As long as you're happy, my friend, then my work here is done. :)
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