Mom, pushing cart: So what else do we need?
Son: We need more ice cream.
M: We have lots of ice cream. We just bought it this morning.
S: No, we don't.
M: Sure we do. It was in the back of the other car, where you were unloading, this morning.
S: Yes, right up until those two bears found it. That's when I went inside real fast.
M: There were bears in the car?!?
S: I don't think you want to hear the rest of this.
h/t Older Daughter, who heard the whole conversation
6 comments:
Only in Alaska! Great story.
Generally when something goes in one end of a bear, something else comes out of the other. Wonder how the rest of the story went?
Oh... Yeah, I'd be letting them have the ice cream too!
Thanks, threecollie.
Mrs. S, I suspect you already know - or can guess - the rest of the story.
NFO, it wouldn't be much of a contest. :)
Rev Paul,
I would be inside the house while the bears stock their own pantry with my groceries.
That's probably the wisest course of action, ma'am. :)
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