14 May 2015

Um ... Probably Not

Not to be outdone by the Unalaska Police Blotter comes this story from the Buffalo News:

Michael Spagnola, 38, of Colden, N.Y., was charged with DUI in October after a sheriff's deputy stopped Spagnola's car and noticed the man climbing from the driver's seat into the back. Spagnola then told the deputy (from the back seat) that, though he had been drinking, he was not the one driving. However, the deputy noted, there was no one else in the car. (Buffalo News, 10-16-09)

Alrighty, then. 

4 comments:

ProudHillbilly said...

Beer spew on cell phone now....

Rev. Paul said...

PH - I'd normally have issued a spew alert, but I figured you folks have been desensitized by weekly doses of the Police Blotter. :)

Ed Bonderenka said...

Creative types.

Rev. Paul said...

Ed, I suppose that when one is that, ahem, uninhibited, much creativity is possible. After that come the pink elephants, of course. :)