Thanksgiving Humor

Now that Thanksgiving is well underway for most of us (i.e., it's only 1253 hrs here), here's a little humor to help burn off a few calories ... if you laugh hard enough.

• A husband and wife were picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but they couldn't find one big enough for their family. The man turned to the stock boy and asked, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No, sir," the boy replied. "They're dead."
• My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I told them I couldn't just quit cold turkey.
• A new survey found that 80% of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. Which makes sense, when you hear they consider saying "That smells good" to be helping.

Cheesy? Yes.

Corny? Absolutely.

But that's kinda the point, isn't it?

Dessert, anyone?