This One's Going to Make Democrats Angry

Hildebeast's nightmare:

I’m still trying to figure out how I lost the 2016 election. I thought we had the thing bought and paid for!

Was it Wikileaks?

Was it Podesta’s Emails?

Was it Comey?

Was it having a sexual predator as a husband?

Was it Huma Abedin’s sexual predator husband Anthony Weiner?

Was it because the Clinton Foundation ripped off millions from Haiti?

Was it subpoena violations?

Was it the congressional testimony lies?

Was it the corrupt Clinton Foundation?

Was it the Benghazi fiasco?

Was it pay-for-play with Uranium One while I was Secretary of State?

Was it being recorded laughing when I got a child rapist off when I was an attorney?

Was it the Travel Gate scandal?

Was it the Whitewater scandal?

Was it the Cattle Gate scandal?

Was it the Trooper-Gate scandal?

OR

 

Was it the $15 million for Chelsea’s apartment bought with Clinton Foundation money?

Or my husband’s interference with Loretta Lynch & the investigation?

Or when I happily accepted the stolen debate questions given to me by Donna Brazile from CNN?

 

Or my own secret server in my house that was unsecured, and my disdain for classified information?

Or deleting 30,000 emails after they were subpoenaed?

Or having my cell phones and computers destroyed with hammers and Bleach-bit?

 

Was it the Seth Rich murder?

Was it the Vince Foster murder?

Was it the Gennifer Flowers assault & settlement?

Was it the $800,000 Paula Jones settlement?

Was it calling half the United States deplorable?

Was it my underhanded treatment of Bernie Sanders?

Was it Bill’s impeachment?

Was it the lie I told about being under sniper fire in Bosnia? 

Was it the $10 million I received for the pardon of Marc Rich?

Or the $6 BILLION lost while I was in charge of the State Dept.?

Or was it because I’m perceived as a hateful, lying, power-hungry, overly ambitious, greedy, and nasty person?

 

Gee, I just can’t seem to put my finger on it!