New Government Cost-Cutting Measure
To
help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Bureau of Immigration will start deporting seniors, instead of
illegals, in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.
A major
study concluded that older people are easier to catch, offer less
resistance, and—most importantly—will not remember how to get back home.
Be
sure to send this notice to your relatives and friends so they'll know
what happened to you!
I started to cry when I thought of you, but then it dawned on me: I'll see you on the bus!
Psalm 22:27-28: “All the ends of the world shall remember and turn to the Lord, and all the kindreds of the nations shall worship before thee. For the kingdom is the Lord's, and he ruleth among the nations.”
4 comments:
Ok, that's different. Just shows you should carry all the time. ;-)
Absolutely. :)
Stealing this also!!
At what age are they considering us 'seniors'?
60? 65? 70? Or just Boomers in general.??
MM - you'll notice they don't specify. Just another mystery to solve. Dang it. :)
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