THE TOILET SEAT
Charlie's
wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on
their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out.
After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she
returned.
She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the seat.
About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament. They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.
Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital emergency room.
The E.R. doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (try to get a mental picture of this).
Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."
The doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them; I've just never sen one mounted and framed."
6 comments:
Snerk...
+1
He just got even with her for yanking the football away all those times....
I wondered if anyone would pick up on that. 😉
I hoped Charlie would end up with the little red haired girl.
Once the seat is removed, that will be a happy end-ing.
John, I'm with you regarding the redhead. Had a crush on a few of them, way back when. Re: the end-ing, that could be the butt of many jokes.
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