Here's a definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate:
Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess Diana's death.
Question:
How come?
Answer:
An English Princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, riding in a German
car with a Dutch engine.
Answer:
An English Princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, riding in a German
car with a Dutch engine.
It was driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky (check the bottle before you challenge the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles.
She was treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer or phone that uses Taiwanese chips, a Korean monitor assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers.
Statistically, it's safe to assume it was hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by immigrants, many of whom may be in the US illegally.
That, my friends, is Globalization.
This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer or phone that uses Taiwanese chips, a Korean monitor assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers.
Statistically, it's safe to assume it was hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by immigrants, many of whom may be in the US illegally.
That, my friends, is Globalization.
2 comments:
Now that is just too funny!!
Too true as well, but it is funny...
+1 to Suz.
You all be safe and God bless.
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