From the Unalaska Police Blotter:
Monday, 1/24/11, 2331 - Domestic Disturbance – Officers responded to a report of an assault at the Bering Fisheries processing facility, and found that a drunken man had begun beating himself in the face after he and his roommate had argued jealously about their mutual love interest.
Reckon the gentleman had just a bit too much to drink?
