In the words of Emily Litella, "Never mind."
Horse-whipping's Too Good for Him Dept: A seven-year-old girl has been beaten severely by a burglar. We have lampposts ... where's the rope?
Kindly Curb Your ... Bear Dept: All the bears are long since awake, and roaming the streets and back alleys of Anchorage. It seems there's a part of town where the residents are habitually lax in their storage of household trash, and the bears know it. They're on the prowl for food in the bags & bins ... again.
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| Howzabout a nice pic-nic basket? |
Missing Persons Dept: Melanie Gould, an Iditarod musher from Talkeetna, has gone missing. The search continues.
There's An App For That Dept:
On your next wilderness excursion to, say, a well-visited glacier, you may encounter another adventurer staring at his iPhone. Don't imagine that he's tuning out nature. He's more likely to be tuning in with a new and free application designed to put a comprehensive guide to Alaska's wonders in the palm of your hand.
1 comment:
Lamppost? Heck, that's why they made bumpers and trailer hitches. Fairbanks to Coldfoot on the Dalton Hwy. ought to do it. I'll drive.
re: Bears. Some people think they are cute scrounging around in their garbage or eating their honied loves of bread off the clothes line. They learn. Sooner or later.
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