More Fun: the Unalaska Police Blotter

Here are a few tidbits that I just couldn't resist passing on to you:

Welfare Check - Wife called requesting assistance locating her ex-husband, from whom she has not heard since September. A records check revealed the man had been arrested and subsequently transferred to Anchorage facilities. The woman was pleased to know of her ex-husband's whereabouts.

Traffic Crime - A person saw someone driving on a sidewalk and contacted the driver, who admitted to drinking alcohol. A uniformed officer also spoke with the driver, who showed no signs of alcohol consumption and said he had lied to the "idiot who couldn't mind his own business."

Public Safety - Officer watched three extremely intoxicated and giggling louts urinate on the road, on themselves, on one another, and on a taxi in front of the Harbor View Bar. The wet-legged men abashedly explained to the admonishing officer they had been kicked out of the bar before having an opportunity to use the restroom there.

They sure do know how to have fun!