11 December 2011

A Day in the Life

of a minister on sabbatical:

0745: stumble out of bed with no clue what time it is, since sunrise today won't be until after 10 a.m.

0755:  make coffee, stare numbly at the pot while wondering what's taking so long.

0810: fix three cups of joe, handing one each to wife and daughter*, and sitting down with mine. Check weather forecast (temps around freezing, with snow showers).

0830: Refill cups for wife & me while daughter stares at hers. Remind daughter that the coffee won't help until administered internally.

0845: Mourn because the coffee's gone, while debating whether to make more.**

0900: Breakfast, brush teeth, comb hair and shave.

1000: Check tire pressure & coolant level in truck; add a splash of antifreeze and drive to gas station for air.

1015: Put empty boxes from garage in back of truck for off-site disposal. Turn wife's car around so the block heater can be plugged in.

1030: hang fluorescent light fixture in garage, tripling lighting levels therein.

1045: finish hanging the light; retrieve wife & daughter so they can admire my handiwork.

1100: put away ladder and flashlight, clean up.

1110: write blog post about it.


And you thought this was all glitz and glamor!


*    Note I didn't specify which daughter, so no tender feelings get all grumpified.
**  Put off second pot until after lunch.

8 comments:

Jenny said...

but... why is the coffee always gone? :(

Old NFO said...

Yep, coffee INTERNALLY, the only way it works... :-)

Keads said...

What Jenny and NFO said!

threecollie said...

Coffee...it keeps me rolling

Stephen said...

At least you had an exciting day. BTW, you've the best header pictures on blogger.

drjim said...

+1 for what Stephen said!

DR said...

No day can start until I have that first cup of coffee.

Matt said...

another +1 for Stephen's comment.