The Not-So-Great Escape (X 2)

Proper prior planning prevents poor performance. Only in this guy's case, not so much:

Public Safety – An inmate who had so far failed to make bail on earlier charges faked a seizure and manhandled a Corrections officer in order to flee his cell, but his attempt to escape from the jail was stymied when the secret code he claimed had been written on his jail-issued slippers did not open the door to the great outdoors. Alas, Christopher J. Hadsell, 23 yoa, of Washington, remained in jail with an additional charge of Attempted Escape.

Public Safety – An inmate whose first escape attempt was foiled endeavored yet again to flee the confines of custody, this time by attempting to dart away from officers outside the courthouse. Christopher J. Hadsell’s virtuoso performance ended about eight inches after it started, when his leg shackles and the two officers on either side of him prevented him from going any further. Hadsell was charged with a second count of Attempted Escape.

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