Animal – Caller reported being unable to get from her vehicle to her
workplace as she was surrounded by numerous foxes. She provided
additional information indicating that a woman who lives nearby might be
feeding the foxes and contributing to their increasingly familiar
behavior. An officer chased two foxes from the area in order that the
caller might get into her workplace.
Welfare Check – Officer checked on a man who had been passed
out in a local restaurant and found that he was upright and attempting
to get a taxi. The officer offered to assist him in this endeavor but
received a scornful reply from the drunk.
Traffic Crime – An
officer searching for the driver of a vehicle parked in a Handicapped
Parking space at the PCR found the man running around the indoor track.
The driver, who began limping when the officer approached, ultimately
moved his vehicle to a more appropriate space.
Suspicious Person/Activity - A homeowner who had previously reported that
people might be entering her shop advised police of fresh footprints in
the snow near the shop. An officer determined the prints had been made
by a neighbor’s child, and advised the child not to play in or near the
shop or adjacent equipment.
Traffic Crime - An officer searching for the driver of a vehicle
parked in a Handicapped Parking space at the PCR found the man running
around the indoor track. The driver, who began limping when the officer
approached, ultimately moved his vehicle to a more appropriate space.
Suspicious Person/Activity - Officers responded to a processing plant regarding
a report that several men were getting high on pressurized whip cream.
Officers found this was indeed the case, advised the participants
against continuing this activity.
10 comments:
One probably shouldn't read when their reading glasses are speckled by tears.
After being touched by your post on my dear Barkley I read this, and read the first one as " An officer chased two foxes from the area in order that the caller might get into her WOLFplace." (and I thought, holy cow, I'd have stuck with the foxes).
Hmm, a Freudian slip? Funny stuff. :)
Please let me know if there's anything else I can do, my friend.
Hmmm...whipped cream high. Who knew?
They're inhaling the propellant fumes; it's called "huffing".
It's still stupid, though.
I hope the asshat that parked in the HC space ALSO got a large ticket!!!
NFO, the penalty in Anchorage is $200; I don't know if that's a local statute or state law, but suspect that Dutch Harbor has a similar fine.
The thought of huffing makes me want to vomit, and that makes me want to vomit.
The things we do to ourselves. They would have had more fun with just the cream on a lunch break.
Just saying.
I'm with you, Max. Not good at all!
I did not know you could huff whipped cream. I can think of tastier things to do with it - like squirting directly into mouth.
I'm with you, PH.
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