29 April 2014

Police Blotter: They Just Can't Get Along

Harassment - A man who received an eviction notice spoke with an officer about the legality of said eviction, and about its possible connection to his having reported a crime on the premises several days earlier.
Don't ask, don't tell?

Drug Law Violation - Third party report of a white man with marijuana in a phone booth. The report was later amended to be not marijuana but just a lot of paper.
 
Assault - Officers responded to a bunkhouse regarding a report of a fight, and found that one man had taken it upon himself to spray his sleeping roommate with beer and then hit him in the head with the empty bottle when the sleeping man expressed his annoyance. Bernd H. Walter Jr., 23 yoa, was arrested on one count of Assault IV.
 
Domestic Disturbance - Officers responded to the home of two drunken brothers who were unable to play well with one another and required police to tell them to just get along. 
Domestic Disturbance - Officers responded to a residence wherein one man argued with his brother over why the elder sibling’s girlfriend’s number was in the cell phone of the younger sibling.
Getting along too well, perhaps?

Drunk Disturbance - Officers responded to a boarding house regarding threats of violence. An intoxicated tenant, upset over the volume of music played by an apparently sober tenant, called the sober tenant bad names and implied that nobody liked him.
The fiend!
 
Warrant Arrest / Disorderly Conduct - An inebriated and disruptive Samuel K. Kulang, 33 yoa, was arrested on one count of Disorderly Conduct after he challenged officers and crewmembers alike to fight. Mr. Kulang was arrested on several outstanding warrants...
 
Drunk Disturbance - Officers responded to a bunkhouse regarding a disturbance report and found a gaggle of people running about, yelling and pointing at one another. Witnesses told officers that the “disturbance” was nothing more than one man disputing the validity of another’s “tough guy” attitude.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes ...

8 comments:

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Mr. Kulang was arrested on several outstanding warrants...

What a surprise!

Rev. Paul said...

Habitual behavior ... who knew? (Besides every psychologist, sociologist, and person with common sense)
:)

ProudHillbilly said...

That police force must take special training in forbearance...

Rev. Paul said...

Clearly, they have a lot to be patient about ... :)

PioneerPreppy said...

Not as many as usual. Alcohol sales must be down this month :)

Rev. Paul said...

That's possible, but I'm sure it won't last. :)

Old NFO said...

Not much else to do but get drunk/cause trouble... again, and again...

Rev. Paul said...

That does seem to be the case, NFO. Clearly.