The fiend!Environmental ~ Caller reported a bus stop had been blown to smithereens by high winds, and that parts of the shelter were now in the roadway.
Assault ~
A man whose family had been obscenely disparaged
on Facebook came to the police station to report that he had just come
from the suspect’s home, where he had punched the suspect several times
in the face. The suspect, who exhibited minor facial injuries, did not
wish to speak to police about the matter and had no interest in pursuing
charges.
Didn't want to lose Book of Face, I guess.
Suspicious Person/Activity
~ After receiving a report of fireworks being
ignited at the CEM dock, officers located a man who admitted to having
lighted them because he thought they were legal. He apologized for the
mistake and removed the debris from the dock.
Civil ~ Officer mediated a minor disagreement between a
taxi driver who claimed he did not cause an accident and a motorcyclist
who claimed he laid his bike down because of the taxi driver’s actions.
Assistance Rendered ~
A drunken man asked for assistance with an equally
drunken comrade who had hurt his ankle and was having difficulty
walking back to his boat. An officer, after ensuring that no ambulance
was necessary, provided both men with courtesy transport to their
vessel.
Criminal Mischief ~ A vehicle had all its tires slashed by an as-yet unidentified reprobate.
DUI ~
An officer stopped a woman dressed as a cat after
observing her drive her vehicle in the wrong lane of travel and
determined she was been drinking. Patricia Guzman-Gil, 31 yoa, was
arrested for Driving Under the Influence.
Gonna be Grumpy Cat in the morning ...
Assistance Rendered ~ Officer assisted EMS personnel with a drunk who was having difficulty opening a pack of gum.
You know what they say about walking and chewing gum at the same time? Well, there ya go!
6 comments:
Even in Alaska Facebook is a problem :)
BTW I could not get to your site all morning. Each time I tried I got a server not found error message. It was odd because no other blogs were doing that.
Preppy, that could explain my lower-than-normal hit count. And who knows, maybe the Alaska server really wasn't talking to the others. Glad it's back up, though.
Too funny - loved the cat one!
Glad you liked it, ma'am.
re: the fisherman laundry...
He was probably a Pisces working for scale!
re: walking and gum chewing.
Attributed to LBJ, who said it of Gerald Ford.
Also LBJ said fart not walk!
:-)
gfa
Now, now, Guffaw, no tails out of school!
And that gum-and-walking comment was around long before LBJ; he just modified it for Ford. :)
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