So if you'll forgive me for phoning it in, I've pulled up some old Unalaska Police Blotter reports.
Harassment ~ Resident turned over Nigerian hate mail which indicated he was the target of a contract murderer and demanded money to save his life. The resident reported having received such mail in the past.
Welfare Check ~ An intoxicated man phoned police to report he was
with another, even more intoxicated man and was worried this second
inebriate might fall into the water while trying to step from the dock
to his boat. Officers responded and attempted to help the second
inebriate onto his boat, only to have him step from dock to air. The
hold officers had on him prevented him from going fully into the water.
He was eventually loaded onto his vessel and turned over to a sober
third party.
Welfare Check ~ Officers responded to a residence from which a 911
hang-up call had been received, and found a motley collection of
drunkards who appeared perfectly content with one another's company.
Traffic Crime ~
Officer advised an exceptionally poor driver to
continue practicing in an unpopulated area for at least six months
before taking her driver's test.
Assault ~ A man reported that while walking down a roadway
he had been struck in the chest by another man. The victim did not wish
to press charges and just wanted his assailant told that his actions
weren't nice.
Drunk Disturbance ~ Officers contacted two intoxicated fisherman who
were engaged in a deadly serious game of tug-of-war with a purple tutu,
which both of them claimed as their own. Officers suggested they drop
both the tutu and the argument, as it hardly seemed worth going to jail
over such a flimsy issue.
14 comments:
Would have loved to heard the argument over the purple tutu...
Chickenmom, I'd bet it made no sense whatsoever. :)
Perfect!
I'm glad you liked it.
I liked that he wanted his assailent told he wasn't nice
Corey - it does seem unusually civil, doesn't it? :)
Who knew Dutch Harbor was such a cosmopolitan place?
ROFL!
Just found this in the paper on-line:
http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2014/11/man_charged_with_drunk_driving_a_stolen_bulldozer_in_west_hudson_park.html#incart_river
Seems we here in Joisey get 'em too!
Chickenmom, I'm not a bit surprised. :)
I may have to move there when I retire. I'll never be bored.
ML - that much would be certain!
Ha! Quite entertaining.
Thank you - and welcome!
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