In honor of Hump Day:
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're nuts.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. Mind if we watch?
4. I'm really easy to get along with, once you learn to accept things my way.
5. I'll try being nicer; can you try being smarter?
6. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
7. No, I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
8. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a thing you're saying.
9. Ahh ... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
10. I like you: you remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
11. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
12. I have plenty of talent and vision - it's just that I don't care.
13. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
14. I'm not being rude; you're just insignificant.
15. And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be ....?
16. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
17. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
18. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. That's how we roll.
19. Too many freaks, not enough circus.
20. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
21. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done!
Psalm 22:27-28: “All the ends of the world shall remember and turn to the Lord, and all the kindreds of the nations shall worship before thee. For the kingdom is the Lord's, and he ruleth among the nations.”
12 comments:
Rev., you have a wicked sense of humor. I like it.
Thank you, ma'am. :)
#20 I work in a school. Can we at least agree on a single scent to bathe in?
juvat - that's a good point. I'm quite grateful to have a private office.
Think I've used several of those in years past. Alas, defective impulse control.
WSF - me, too. Took me a long time to learn to keep my mouth shut.
4, 5 and 8. I would love to say those at work. But I do love the paycheck.
Sarge, I hear you. Paychecks are nice ...
Tell you what, Rev. Paul. You don't have to be at work to have those apply - in all kinds of situations :)
I agree, Cathy. It's just so tempting ...
#8 happened when my daughter was in Scotland on her 18th birthday. I called the hotel to have flowers delivered to her room and found myself having no clue what the chirpy young thing who answered the phone was saying.
PH, I dinna ken what ye mean. :)
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