Police Blotter: "Extraordinarily Intoxicated"

Liquor Law Violation
Officer advised an inebriated man he was not allowed to enter or remain in any licensed premise this night. The inebriate, who was also advised not to drive, left in a rather disgruntled fashion.

Liquor Law Violation
A highly intoxicated [male], 23 yoa, was arrested for Drunken Person on Licensed Premise after he returned only moments after being advised he was not allowed to do so.

Public Safety
Caller reported two men walking in the roadway on the South Channel Bridge, creating a hazardous situation for both themselves and passing motorists. An officer contacted the men and suggested they use the sidewalk conveniently located next to the roadway.

Assault
An inebriated woman who was refused service due to her level of intoxication threw water on the doorman and then repeatedly attempted to strike him while lacing her vituperative remarks with derogatory racial epithets. [She] was arrested on charges of Disorderly Conduct and Assault IV.

Assistance Rendered
A man who identified himself as God's Army Bear told police that he had been instructed by God to kill another man, if he was first attacked by the other, and requested assistance obtaining a protective order for both his and his intended victim's safety. The man was provided with appropriate paperwork from the court.

Assault
Officers investigated a report that a man had been injured in an altercation, and found that the injured man had provoked the argument by taunting and then striking a man much larger than himself. A single blow from his would-be victim ended the argument. [He was] charged with Assault IV.

PC Alcohol
An extraordinarily intoxicated man who was unable to stand or walk without assistance was taken into protective custody after he told officers he thought he was in California and did not know how he got there.